In the year 2750 FunCO interplanetary was charged with
making a toy with the ultimate fun factor. A toy that could
make children from every corner of the galaxy have fun,
toy that could earn them insane amounts of money.
Capabilities: The twin super soaker cannons provide the
DIZ_knee mech with maximum soaking fun at a
reasonable range. However the re-pressurization time is
larger than that of the 50 class, but with 5 gallons of
ammunition the DIZ_Knee mech can remain operational
for long periods before returning to the kitchen to refill. The
twin mountain don't bottles are designed for quick and
easy reloads while a zippo sized hole in the cockpit is ideal
for arming the weapons. the bottle rockets themselves
have been rated for distances of over 15 meters. with a
loud bang at the end of their flight they are sure to frighten
away small defenseless critters. the spiny whirly gigs that
never work launcher has been criticized for its
effectiveness, but some say that the unpredictability is far
more enjoyable than being effective. the quad nerf
cannons come with your choice of tough or soft grade
foam. This versatility warrants them for use in little sister
harassing AND empty can targeting. The dual short range
suction dart launchers hold plenty of ammo to repel all but
the most determined baby-sitters. the triple
annoyamatronics medium laser pens have enough range
to place a small dot on a movie theater screen from the
back row and can entice cats for hours of playful
enjoyment. The ER maglight has enough battery power for
hours of night fun and the non flamable silly string cannon
can entangle all but the most un-asleep victims. the
radioshack 23 DB radios allow the pilot to communicate
with other pilots in a one and a half mile radius. the
schwinn2000 pedals allow the pilot to move the toy at an
impressive max speed of 9 kilometers per hour.
Deployment: while still in the beta phase, little jimmy got
one for Christmas and had fun with it for months before his
parents got so fed up with his antics that they threw it
away. they obviously weren't good parents were they?
